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Freshly Baked Words
What readers say:
“This book gives you a vocabulary of newly created laugh-out-loud words for all of those chaotic feelings, ridiculous situations, and other weird stuff for which English lacks a single term. The definitions are super funny, the words are hilarious and I love the illustrations. This book is sure to get you laughing and spreading those new words.”
"This is the perfect gift to bring when you're invited for dinner. A lot more fun than a bottle of wine..."
Fridgonometry
/fridj-uh-NAHM-eh-tree/
A complex branch of mathematics concerned with finding space for solid objects within the limits of a refrigerator or freezer, by utilizing principles of angling, overlap and squeeze.
Disharmament
/dish-ARM-uh-ment/
The state of long-lasting hostility between those who live together, brought on by any perceived inequality in washing up.
Eggst
/EHGST/
The state of mild existential despair that comes from having been served eggs that are too runny, in which sending them back, in the company of others, would be too uncomfortable.
Knightglo
/NYT-gloh/
The peaceful atmosphere in a kitchen which has given its all to satisfy the guests, has emerged victorious through every dish, and is resting until the next morning.
Soissez
/swah-ZAY/
The air of confidence and sophistication that comes over you when cooking, while slowly drinking a glass of wine.